No Fucks Given

beeblejuice:

dont you :/ me you piece of shit

lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 

(via victoria-chan)


demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean, via victoria-chan)

Even if you come home late and I’m already asleep, just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today. Because I love the way you look at the world. And I’m so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes. Theodore Twombly, Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante, via invokemymindbodysoul)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(via acomas)

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robodatefriend:

i’m failing to see how any of this is a problem
superwholockmadness:

carryonmy-assbutt:

if anyone asks me what the fandom side of tumblr is, I’ll show them this picture

Welcome to my blog.
h0odrich:

'sike'

humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself

(Source: cybergasms, via all-y0u-need-is-l0ve)

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

zimrulesurworld:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thesadderbutwisergirl:

“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”

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ive been waiting for this post all my life

(via all-y0u-need-is-l0ve)

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chaniece:

I just got it. My world has been rocked!

(Source: howyouudoyinn, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

(via all-y0u-need-is-l0ve)

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TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me 

(via radicalravenclaw)

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