sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

(Source: wurmpl, via unsexual)

paging-doctorfaggot:

When are stalking someone on Facebook and you get a mini heart attack because you think you liked something of their’s…

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)